July 26, 2017

Ahhh 2017 what a time to be alive! While most people are wasting their time caring about Donald Trump, political correctness and if the world is going to end, I’m trying to focus on the positives of this strange time we live in. So I was very excited when the state of...

July 11, 2017

About a year ago I was talking with my dad, the legendary Walt Ruther. The man who pumped out and raised 5 boys like a boss. If you don’t know Walt that’s your loss, because the man is the GOAT in every sense of the word. Anyway, my dad nonchalantly said: “Everyone is...

May 24, 2017

I made it 192 days without sex. When I started my abstinence run back on November 6, 2016 I didn’t intend for it to go this long. I had just had a one night stand with a shy Indian optometrist who was an audience member at one of my comedy shows. After hanging out at a...

April 14, 2017

   I can’t deny it any longer…I officially love 80s movies. In the last few months I’ve finally come to terms with my infatuation and deep appreciation of 80s films. In fact the 80s in general was a GREAT decade. I mean what’s not to love - big hair bands, classic...

March 31, 2017

   I can’t believe it’s been 6 months. It’s like they say: “Time flies when you’re not wasting it with pointless conversations on your phone.” 6 months ago I deleted all my dating apps. And to quote The Sandlot, I deleted them “Foreeeeeeever.” I didn’t just delete...

March 20, 2017

Another day, another made up bullshit holiday. Please make it stop. At the moment I'm looking at the top 10 Twitter trends and there's one in particular that sticks out: #InternationalDayOfHappiness. Do we need a made up holiday to be happy? Here's an idea, just be hap...

February 28, 2017

   We gave it a nice run, but its like they say: “all good things must come to an end.” Sorry Facebook it’s not you, but it’s not me either…it’s all the other annoying assholes posting every thought that pops into their head. I just can’t do it anymore. I can’t handle...

February 9, 2017

      Another week, another controversial vote for a Donald Trump cabinet member. This week's fake social media outrage was over Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos. But I'm not here to talk about Betsy, Quite frankly I don't even know what the Secretary of Ed...

January 28, 2017

   

  Congrats America, you've made me completely apathetic. I don't care about your problems anymore. I don't care about your thoughts on gun control. I don't care about your marches. I'm officially immune to your political opinions which you want to jam down my t...

January 20, 2017

Date of Event July 2002:

  It was only a matter of time before I brought my drunken antics back to my parents house. Since I didn’t drink too much in high school I was always able to steer clear of being a drunken mess at home. Well, that all came to an end one Sunday m...

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