Liberals Are Gay for Trump

January 14, 2017

 

 

  It's starting feel like Groundhog Day. Everyday I go on social media and everyday it's nonstop "Trump this, Trump that, OMG did you hear what Trump said etc...Trump, Trump, Trump!!!" At this point I think everyone who hates Trump secretly wants to fuck him. It's amazing that liberals and those who despise our President-elect literally learned nothing from the election...not a goddamn thing. He thrives off the attention, and that includes both the good and bad. He's basically just one giant walking narcissist begging for his ego to be stroked 24 hours a day. So when you quote tweet his 3AM gibberish or get an anti-Trump theme trending on Twitter you're only helping his cause. He's masterfully playing you for a fool when you succumb to giving him your attention on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram. But liberals just don't get it. Instead of trying to analyze why they lost an election to the guy who fired Lil Jon from The Apprentice they're just miserable and spewing the same regurgitated garbage. 

  Now conservatives and Republicans were also whiny little bitches during Obama's presidency. It was "he's a socialist, he's a Muslim, he's the worst President ever, blah blah blah." And I would definitely get annoyed by these absurd comments, but most of them came from uneducated people who just didn't know any better. But, those upset with Trump are usually educated, smart people, and their aggression towards President Elect Golden Shower is much stronger than the rednecks who didn't like Obama because he was black. Next week Trump will be inaugurated as our 45th President and all across America there will be protests. What the fuck are you protesting, you lost. Be an adult and take the "L." No one protested when Obama cruised to his two election victories. And if people did protest they would have quickly been labeled "racists," another term social justice warriors love to toss out nonchalantly like they're saying "hi" to strangers.

  For the record I didn't vote for Trump and I didn't vote for Hillary. I'm a registered independent who's not guided to adhere to one political party - an idea that I find completely ridiculous. Maybe that's part of the problem. People have this undying loyalty to a party that ultimately doesn't give a shit about them. But the flawed American two-party system is another blog on it's own, so let me get back to the point. 

  If you despise Donald Trump find people and politicians that will kick his ass next election. Instead of harnessing all your anger on the guy who already won, put it towards a viable candidate that can dethrone President Spray Tan. Maybe trotting out a polarizing candidate with 30 years of baggage isn't the smartest idea (See Hilary Clinton). Or you can just keep bitching and moaning like a sore loser, and Donald will win again. Personally, I don't really give a shit what you do because I'll just sit back and laugh at your anger and frustration. Oh, and I'm also going to troll the shit out of you, because it's fucking funny. So while you're marching against Donald Trump on inauguration day I'll be walking right along side you. Except I'll be in full pro-Donald Trump gear. And not because I support Donald, but because it'll be entertaining to see how angry you get at a stranger for wearing a Trump t-shirt and a stupid "Make America Great Again" hat. 

 

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