5 POST PRISON JOBS FOR OJ SIMPSON
Ahhh 2017 what a time to be alive! While most people are wasting their time caring about Donald Trump, political correctness and if the...
We're All Going to Die of Cancer
About a year ago I was talking with my dad, the legendary Walt Ruther. The man who pumped out and raised 5 boys like a boss. If you don’t...
My 192 Days Without Sex
I made it 192 days without sex. When I started my abstinence run back on November 6, 2016 I didn’t intend for it to go this long. I had...
80s Movies Were the Best
I can’t deny it any longer…I officially love 80s movies. In the last few months I’ve finally come to terms with my infatuation and deep...
My 6 Months Without Dating Apps
I can’t believe it’s been 6 months. It’s like they say: “Time flies when you’re not wasting it with pointless conversations on your...
#StopStupidHashtagHolidays
Another day, another made up bullshit holiday. Please make it stop. At the moment I'm looking at the top 10 Twitter trends and there's...
Goodbye Facebook
We gave it a nice run, but its like they say: “all good things must come to an end.” Sorry Facebook it’s not you, but it’s not me...
It's Time to Eliminate American Schools
Another week, another controversial vote for a Donald Trump cabinet member. This week's fake social media outrage was over Secretary of...
I'm Over America
Congrats America, you've made me completely apathetic. I don't care about your problems anymore. I don't care about your thoughts on gun...
Naked Walk of Shame to My Parents House
Date of Event July 2002: It was only a matter of time before I brought my drunken antics back to my parents house. Since I didn’t drink...